Leituras do Dia

My name is Karen Applebart, and, as you can imagine, I’m disturbed by the use of my first name to stereotype supposedly entitled and enraged suburban white women, a subgroup that, in reality, has only helped the world by shaving the heads of all those moms who bring store-bought cupcakes to bake sales. I’ve become so upset by this “Karen” nonsense that yesterday I dressed Koren, my eight-month-old son, as a congressperson, sent him a hundred and twelve obscenity-filled e-mails concerning bike lanes, and left him out on the lawn overnight.